What Should I Do when....

i) The sim card is deactivated for unknown reason and digi center is closed today so nothing can be done.
ii) The handphone is drowned. YEAH freaking drowned in things vomited freshly.
iii) Therefore all the contacts lost. lifeless max.
iv) Tyre puncher, cool? and you drive at the speed 20km/h worrying that the spare tyre will fly out all the way to hit someone's face.
v) Gastric pain. THIS IS UNBEARABLE.